Me: *texts my dad an important life update*
My car starts so I know my car keys are somewhere inside it
I'm in the mood to watch a movie where in the last 10 minutes, a twist comes that changes the entire meaning of the story
Me after doing absolutely nothing all day
You always got an attitude for no reason
Me trying to stay awake at work after eating lunch
Yes, I had breakfast
When someone from the backseat gives you driving advice
New relationship be like
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