Me: *texts my dad an important life update*
My routine is simple
Have you ever done a marathon?
Me turning off my 4am alarm I set when I was a lil too motivated last night
I never said that
At the checkout
When I'm late for class
You're probably over 30
POV: You're not paying attention to me
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