Me: *texts my dad an important life update*
And what did I do next?
When I log out of Steam
When someone tells you to stop being fake
Sometimes our lives have to be completely shaken up
When you didn't buy any snacks at the supermarket
Me after I spent 23 hours 59 minutes with bae
Me in 1992 wasting time resting instead of buying a house
I have two milestones at work
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