My face normally VS. When I smile

Ironically some of the worst people in my life made me a better person

Exactly the way I use my pencil

When you try to put a Dorito in your mouth long side first

I'm in the mood to watch a movie where in the last 10 minutes, a twist comes that changes the entire meaning of the story

When your sarcasm is so on point...

Every t-shirt I buy eventually becomes a pyjama top

When I'm singing a song and someone corrects me

It's not goodbye