Me before clicking "pay now"

When you open up the grill and all that meat smoke hits you in the face

When you realize you only replied mentally and never actually sent the message

When your parents leave you home alone

Takes one sip of coffee

Concert video you recorded

When your father is yelling at you about being irresponsible on your way to school and you're waiting to tell him that you forgot your bag at home

My talent

I am the type of girlfriend...