Me right now
When you get the deluxe car wash
Me thinking that I've fixed my life just because I cleaned my room
When dad tells a terrible joke
What I actually do
Me after shaving my beard
Free and more effective
I do wish I hadn't cried so much
Me trying to stay awake at work after eating lunch
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