Just because you fit in, doesn't mean you're in the right place

My spirit guides whenever I do anything

When you have pets and you forget to lint roll yourself

I still have another 5 minutes before my break is over

When she's getting on your nerves

When you're still tired but have to wake up for work

It's awesome that your alarm wakes up everyone except you

Choosing a shoe at 13 that I'm about to make my entire personality the next 20 years of my life

Me late at night googling some nonsense because I can't sleep