My mom pretending to like my macaroni art
I think I've had about all I can take
When you try to wash a spoon and it washes you back
The spider on my ceiling watching me
Time to test your reflexes
After getting my nails done
Don't be negative, go out and enjoy life
I want to be happy
When Pinocchio has been roasting me
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