When they think they know me

Referring to 90s music as classics or oldies

When you call shotgun but your friend still runs for it

Sometimes life is so simple and we don't realise

Me giving the waiter "the stare", so I can order another drink

Telling my toddler I will do it in a minute

Them: "it's not even that cold"

Me sprinkling extra cheese and Italian seasoning...

When you lose your train of thought midsentence