When your custom character shows up in a cutscene
When you see your dad do this, you know he's about to finesse the hell out of that reverse
My mom can hear me say "whatever" under my breath but...
My dog won't hurt you
Waitress: Are you guys doing okay?
How I imagine my father looked as a baby
Whenever a potential employer says "We're all like a family here"
Me trying to find the motivation to go to work tomorrow
You want to deposit the whole $3?
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