She used to bath you

Me on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday

When you accidentally send the screenshot to the person you screenshotted

Parents: So, did you clean the dishes while we were gone?

I feel so bad when I overtake an old person on the sidewalk

After we done got on each other nerves all day

When your mom forces you to speak to your relatives

Sometimes I'm late because I sit like this for a long time

I have like 8000 interests and zero skills