Miss the days when your mum told you

When someone from the backseat gives you driving advice

When your shampoo says "Repairs damage" but you're still broken on the inside

My mom can hear me say "whatever" under my breath but...

What I actually do

My body just asked for water and I gave it a mini donut because nobody tells me what to do

Everything makes sense when you're older!

When the flight attendant closes the door

Me in the bar's bathroom realising I did not need those last three shots