Miss the days when your mum told you

Your girlfriend when you're telling a story and mention another girl's name

One look and you know exactly what each other is saying

When you're mad at him VS. When he's mad at you

I'm that type of girlfriend

When you show up to your job but have no intention of actually doing any work

Celebrating someone else's birthday Vs. celebrating mine

My anxiety: Hey, it's me again

What a gentleman