Stays in the house so I won't spend money
I like sandwiches and I have anxiety
Me when the plant I gave minimal attention to passes away
When you see your Ex posting status about true love, loyalty and emotions
Me showing my wife all the memes that made me laugh
Me feeding the baby in the middle of the night
When someone asks you a question right after you wake up
In the backseat, opening a bag of candy
When you open up the grill and all that meat smoke hits you in the face
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