Stays in the house so I won't spend money
When I get back from my trip
When the assigment is wrong and makes no sense
When you try pulling the hotel blanket from where it's tucked
It's just a cough
When you play death metal for your friends
Someone somewhere is still discussing the old you
When you trying to sleep with the TV on
My dog won't hurt you
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