Stays in the house so I won't spend money
When I get thirsty in the morning
Me reacting to a meme
Stay away from my man
Me: *gets on the floor to do crunches*
The good ice
Spends hours with my favorite person
Me right before I ask for something
4 year old me finding out someone has the same name as me
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