Stays in the house so I won't spend money
So I come home from work and my wife says to me
Telling my toddler I will do it in a minute
My son's face when I offer him literlly anything for dinner
When my kids come to tell me a message from my wife
Me and my favorite co-worker judging people at work like
The older I get, the more introverted I become
When I finally marry my favorite person
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