Stays in the house so I won't spend money
Me on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday
Every t-shirt I buy eventually becomes a pyjama top
You gotta bump those numbers up
Finally catches up with all my bills
Boys when their girlfriend tags them in anything
When guys become dads
Something's wrong
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