Stays in the house so I won't spend money
My dreams are weird
Coke tastes better when you drink it out the bottle
Every family has a member who's known as "the traveler"
When you go into deep conversation
That one fork
Me telling my life story to the gas station cashier at 4am
When your ex posts about loyalty
Parents yelling at siblings... and you
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