Stays in the house so I won't spend money
I have to go to work
That test was so hard
I would let you eat this part of my ice-cream
Sometimes life is so simple and we don't realise
When you take a free sample and pretend to care about the product
What your taxi driver see's before you jump in
Me when there's a new documentary about...
People who know me in person
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