When you try pulling the hotel blanket from where it's tucked
We are not the same
What we have to do, minutes after we're finished
Me: *texts my dad an important life update*
Stay out of my feed with your corny posts
You're probably over 30
Dad waiting for me to wake up
How close I be to quitting my job everyday
Stay away from my man
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