When you try pulling the hotel blanket from where it's tucked
My eyes in the mirror VS My eyes in photos
You can't just erase people from your life
Start every day with a smile
My last option when I'm losing an argument
Butter watching the other food items in the fridge from its special tray
I'm not clingy at all
When you play death metal for your friends
When my kids come to tell me a message from my wife
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