When you try pulling the hotel blanket from where it's tucked
Watching scenes from The Shire
Me with a blocked nose thinking about all the great times I had with an unblocked nose
When you don't know how to flirt
Finally catches up with all my bills
Don't you get tired of being alone?
Choosing a shoe at 13 that I'm about to make my entire personality the next 20 years of my life
One season per night
Kids will call your name a hundred times
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