When you try pulling the hotel blanket from where it's tucked
My mom: Go get some lettuce
I did a thing today and I am proud
Start every day with a smile
Me trying to use a shower at a hotel
I'll take a warm shower
When the nap so good you have to save it for later
Me bringing home fast food for dinner
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