When you try pulling the hotel blanket from where it's tucked
Now you have to turn on the car
Cashier: would you like to donate $5 to a very good cause?
I fell like everyone worships avocados
The spider on my ceiling watching me
I don't see any issues here
When they realise they live in the milky way
When someone asks about your family
Me turning up the volume to hear the dialogue in a movie
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