Try not to cry!
My house plants watching me put water in the coffee maker
Mom and dad goes out
When the speaker dies in the middle of my live performance
When you try pulling the hotel blanket from where it's tucked
When I leave a party early and unannounced
What we have to do, minutes after we're finished
Me whenever I see a camera
My taste in women
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