Me wearing my man's slides
When dad tells a terrible joke
My 28 alarms watching me as I turn them off one by one
Message sent 5 hours ago
Films on my watchlist for months
When the whole squad come through
When I leave a party early and unannounced
Move the most important things first
I never said that
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