Stop trying to rap we need more plumbers
I wonder if he still thinks I'm attractive
When I'm having a good day
Do all men think towels will dry like this?
When I talk on the phone at my house
The waitress waiting for me to cram my mouth full of food before asking "how is everything"
When somebody asks a question at the end of a meeting
You are not a guest anymore, you are family
My mom can hear me say "whatever" under my breath but...
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