When your best friend forgot to greet you on your birthday
When you try to put a Dorito in your mouth long side first
When someone tells me to do something that I was already gonna do
We don't need a mechanic!
How my daughter sleeps
When you lose your train of thought midsentence
How I imagine my father looked as a baby
When my pet starts liking someone else too much
Stays in the house so I won't spend money
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