When I'm telling my mum a funny story
When you hit a pothole and it sounds expensive
The only part of the Olympics I can truly relate to
Me making the teacher talk about his life
Your girl when she doesn't like what she ordered
When the doctor takes an x-ray of my heart
I would let you eat this part of my ice-cream
Make hotel checkouts past noon
When they think they know me
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