When her foundation doesn't match her neck
When everything is falling apart at work
Imagine sleeping all night
That one kid who always runs to lunch
When someone asks me about directions
It's awesome that your alarm wakes up everyone except you
My brain VS. My mouth
Why I can't hang out
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