When her foundation doesn't match her neck
Egg Cooking Times
Cashier: would you like to donate $5 to a very good cause?
On my way to vent to my man
When you invite your lactose intolerant friends over for milkshakes
Me late at night googling some nonsense because I can't sleep
Almost ready so stop rushing me
Me after shaving my beard
Someone: sends a screenshot
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