When her foundation doesn't match her neck
Other girls in high waisted jeans VS. Me
Medium rare bread with a buttered glaze
The sandwich maker doesn't get the credit it deserves
What the dino nuggets in my microwave see at 3AM
When you got two pets
When everything keeps going wrong, but you're used to it
Me, shamelessly starting my day at 3:45pm
Let's go home and cuddle
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