Me: I love learning new things
My brain two seconds after I lock a door
I have so many responsibilities
When you are talking to someone and they spit
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Me late at night googling some nonsense because I can't sleep
Disposable razors are good for up to 10 shaves
When your ear randomly pops
When a pretty girl calls me pretty
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