When you meet someone who matches your energy
Opens washing machine to take out washed clothes
Me pretending to be listening to somebody's boring story
Waitress: Are you guys doing okay?
One more pizza roll
When babies hold your finger with their whole hand
When I finally marry my favorite person
I could never be a DJ because I'd play songs strictly for me
Always works
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