When you send thoughts and prayers

Me watching all these reboots of my favorite movies

When someone asks you a question right after you wake up

Friend I haven't seen in years

When you try to end a conversation but you don't want to be rude and it just keeps going

When you lose your train of thought midsentence

You wanted a man in your life so bad

Me in 1992 wasting time resting instead of buying a house

Well-deserved reward for me and my bestie