Butter watching the other food items in the fridge from its special tray
When your friend says that he wants to take a break
Take life one step at a time
I'm just resting my eyes
The spider on my ceiling watching me
Me at 3am watching my videogame character get a full night of sleep
The universe sending me blessings after traumatizing me with lessons
There's logic to my laziness
When everything keeps going wrong, but you're used to it
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