Butter watching the other food items in the fridge from its special tray

4 year old me finding out someone has the same name as me

I could be planning to wash dishes

Have you ever borrowed yourself your own money that you had saved for something but used it for something else and promise to repay yourself?

Cold butter VS. My poor toast

When my kids come to tell me a message from my wife

You can't touch this

Me in the bar's bathroom realising I did not need those last three shots