POV: You're in a math problem

"Guys" I say as I talk to myself

If I ever win the lottery, I ain't tellin no one but there will be signs

When I walk past a group of people and hears them laugh

When your favorite song blows up and now everyone is overplaying it

When you eat chicken every day

Losing 2 year relationship VS. Losing 4 month situationship

When someone suggests eating cereal with yoghurt instead of milk

Me in the principal's office