When the speaker dies in the middle of my live performance
Films on my watchlist for months
Me in my dream
The fastest things on Earth
The dog is just playing
Sometimes I'm late because I sit like this for a long time
Ironically some of the worst people in my life made me a better person
She'll have large fries
Doctor: Are you feeling any pain?
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