When the speaker dies in the middle of my live performance
My anxiety calling my other mental illnesses over
I'll take a warm shower
So I come home from work and my wife says to me
When I get back from my trip
When you're obsessed with your man
Stop being mad at me, I'm hungry
The 3 year old bag of frozen peas in my freezer watching me grab pizza rolls again
When my friend finds my perfume
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