Mom VS. Dad
Me with a blocked nose thinking about all the great times I had with an unblocked nose
When the toilet stall door doesn't have a lock
When I'm giving advice and I start to feel advised by my own advice
You gotta bump those numbers up
Me in any weather
My wife: we should really budget
When I'm peacefully sleeping
Me: Having a normal peaceful afternoon
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