Me at the very edge of the mattress
"Because I don't want to" is an extremely valid reason
It is what it is!
You give the best relationship advice
What a gentleman
Your call is important to us
Me trying to figure out what's going on in the world
The waitress waiting for me to cram my mouth full of food before asking "how is everything"
Me telling my problems to my pet
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