Me at the very edge of the mattress
When a baby passes you a fake phone
What I learn from cooking shows
When you go to a mall and see your salary written on a pair of shoes
When I say I'm functional this is what I mean
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My talent
Waitress: Are you guys doing okay?
A legendary skin doesn't make you good at the game
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