When I'm cooking with hot oil
One season per night
So I come home from work and my wife says to me
Ironically some of the worst people in my life made me a better person
I like sandwiches and I have anxiety
Me pretending not to see
Me listening to my family judging people for things that I would do also
I am making an omelette
When I'm peacefully sleeping
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