When I'm cooking with hot oil
Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
The 3 year old bag of frozen peas in my freezer watching me grab pizza rolls again
Are you always this sarcastic?
Girls wearing metal band merch
When you stop to let someone cross
I could be planning to wash dishes
Me trying to fix my blankets at night
When the work bathroom has motion sensor lights
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