When I'm cooking with hot oil
And what did I do next?
Cold butter VS. My poor toast
When I'm giving advice and I start to feel advised by my own advice
Swallows the wrong way
The same songs again and again
When you're bonding with your pet
Me trying to fix my blankets at night
Me spending money on travel
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