Everyone has a sandwich that they think about for the rest of their life
Me wearing my man's slides
I'm gonna go to bed early tonight
When the wrong song comes on
When your friend who always wears a hat finally takes it off
Don't say that to me!
When the toilet seat is warm but you live alone
My mom can hear me say "whatever" under my breath but...
The cure for all my problems
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