When grandma loves you, but she knows you will never bring back her Tupperware

People who know me in person

First sip of green tea

When I say I'm functional this is what I mean

Have you ever borrowed yourself your own money that you had saved for something but used it for something else and promise to repay yourself?

When you get comfortable in your bed

When you did see a few red flags

One look and you know exactly what each other is saying

My taste in women