When grandma loves you, but she knows you will never bring back her Tupperware

When you realize you only replied mentally and never actually sent the message

When someone speeds up to pass me

Me thinking about a nap

My 28 alarms watching me as I turn them off one by one

I wish I could be the load of laundry in my dryer

My brain VS. My mouth

The four horsemen of stuff you eat when you're standind with the fridge open trying to decide what to eat

Don't you get tired of being alone?