I have to start eating better
So I come home from work and my wife says to me
I don't love the way you lie
When I finally marry my favorite person
I am the type of girlfriend...
When you send thoughts and prayers
Coke tastes better when you drink it out the bottle
Don't be making your faces
I'm not always on my phone
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