When you ask your mum for money and she says bring my purse

How I sleep knowing my ex is ruining someone else's life

My kid coming to ask me if they can eat a family size bag of chips

When they realise they live in the milky way

When you meow at your owner for food

When your girlfriend says she doesn't want anything

How hungry are you?

You gotta bump those numbers up

Me when the plant I gave minimal attention to passes away