When you ask your mum for money and she says bring my purse
How I sleep knowing my ex is ruining someone else's life
My kid coming to ask me if they can eat a family size bag of chips
When they realise they live in the milky way
When you meow at your owner for food
When your girlfriend says she doesn't want anything
How hungry are you?
You gotta bump those numbers up
Me when the plant I gave minimal attention to passes away
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