My cat who just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning himself

When you try to end a conversation but you don't want to be rude and it just keeps going

My car starts so I know my car keys are somewhere inside it

Me turning up the volume to hear the dialogue in a movie

A legendary skin doesn't make you good at the game

When you were trying for a 60% on your math test...

Do you have any special skills?

When someone’s telling you tea but it’s actually concerning

Me at the store