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Oh, you can do my job?
When you're home alone doing weird thing, and hear a key in the door
No, I'm not letting you in
Us watching movies together
You wanted a man in your life so bad
It's awesome that your alarm wakes up everyone except you
Food gives you energy
When you open up the grill and all that meat smoke hits you in the face
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