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Heating up plate

When you walk into someone's house and they have a "Live, Laugh, Love" sign hanging on their wall

"Because I don't want to" is an extremely valid reason

When someone tells me to do something that I was already gonna do

Me deciding how many cloves of garlic to add to a recipe

I can tell how someone is feeling about me by just making it up in my head

Whenever a potential employer says "We're all like a family here"

I know who's fake and who's real