Telling my toddler I will do it in a minute
My two personalities
What's up?
When I'm behind a slow car
POV: HR is about to fire you
Mood: muted, blocked, deleted, unfollowed, bye
When you wake up sleepier than when you went to bed
My cat any time I use the bathroom
When you're home alone doing weird thing, and hear a key in the door
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