Telling my toddler I will do it in a minute
Two seconds after someone offers me a drink and I say no
When your shampoo says "Repairs damage" but you're still broken on the inside
Waking up for school VS. Waking up for a trip
It's not goodbye
My brain two seconds after I lock a door
New born baby all day VS. New born baby at 3am
Good morning beautiful, how's your day going?
Cashier: would you like to donate $5 to a very good cause?
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