Telling my toddler I will do it in a minute
Do all men think towels will dry like this?
The four horsemen of stuff you eat when you're standind with the fridge open trying to decide what to eat
I did a thing today and I am proud
What's up?
When you scream out the lyrics of a song but it hasn't gotten to that part yet
Stays in the house so I won't spend money
I don't have time to Google lyrics
If we "talk" you ain't single
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