Telling my toddler I will do it in a minute
Take life one step at a time
When you're finally comfortable with your boyfriend
Me, shamelessly starting my day at 3:45pm
Oh, I see. Now I totally get it.
When I do both Rihanna and Eminem's parts in Love the way you lie
When you show up to your job but have no intention of actually doing any work
Making money VS. Spending money
I know who's fake and who's real
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