Telling my toddler I will do it in a minute
When grandma loves you, but she knows you will never bring back her Tupperware
How it feels sharing the bed with my dog
Stop making faces at people
When I leave a party early and unannounced
I don't know you anymore
When someone tells me to do something that I was already gonna do
We all turned into mechanics when this happened
What a gentleman
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