Telling my toddler I will do it in a minute

Do you want to order takeout and have a Harry Potter marathon?

Me explaining why Sith lightsabers are red

Me after shaving my beard

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How do you like your banana?

The clock in math test Vs. The clock in math class

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When you open up the grill and all that meat smoke hits you in the face