Telling my toddler I will do it in a minute
When I leave a party early and unannounced
I really need a vacation
Your face when the pothole was deeper than it looked
When someone ask me directions
Parents when you laugh once after you missed school for being sick
If we "talk" you ain't single
Me in the bar's bathroom realising I did not need those last three shots
Me listening to the pouring rain outside my window
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