Me trying to use a shower at a hotel
When you get comfortable in your bed
I'll get a dog for protection
How I feel leaving my house without any makeup on
When you meet someone who matches your energy
I can tell how someone is feeling about me by just making it up in my head
When you hit a pothole and your check engine light turns off
Then you ain't hungry
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