Me accidentally surviving everything in life
When people split up in horror movies
Exactly the way I use my pencil
I have got 99 problems
When my man tells me no, I just ask again
What cows see when I drive past them
So I come home from work and my wife says to me
When a handsome guy passes by but I'm with my dad
When the flight attendant closes the door
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