Me fake sleeping in the car
Me who lied on my resume
Apple when you bite it and Apple after 5 minutes
I won the genetic lottery
Me telling my problems to my pet
We don't need a mechanic!
The older I get, the more introverted I become
When someone gets in your car
Listening to the same sad song on repeat
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