Me at least once a day, everyday
Did you take the meat out of the freezer like I asked?
I never have enough time to do anything
Potatoes in literally any form
When you are talking to someone and they spit
The 3 year old bag of frozen peas in my freezer watching me grab pizza rolls again
Me googling the number that called me
Cheese is life
If you don't do this at your house, you are too rich for me
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