Me at least once a day, everyday
When the work bathroom has motion sensor lights
I'm not clingy at all
My taste in women
When the toilet seat is warm but you live alone
When you get the deluxe car wash
I have got 99 problems
When you both know it'll end in disaster
When you thought you had a couple hundred dollar but...
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