It's just a video game
I'd be so unstopable if I wasn't sleepy all the time
When your mom asks you to bring in groceries from the car
Me and my favorite co-worker judging people at work like
He was alone, he had no friends, had no lover, he spent all his time alone at home
If you're wrong you're wrong
I am making an omelette
Referring to 90s music as classics or oldies
When the wife starts posting selfies
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