What we have to do, minutes after we're finished
We don't need a mechanic!
I made myself super spicy so you can't eat me!
Everyone has a sandwich that they think about for the rest of their life
Pets to strangers vs Pets to their owners
Me: *takes a bite of the sandwich*
Me turning off my 4am alarm I set when I was a lil too motivated last night
Me overthingking every single thing I do or say
Butter watching the other food items in the fridge from its special tray
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