What we have to do, minutes after we're finished
I need something sweet
When my kids come to tell me a message from my wife
What country am I going to next?
Sometimes life is so simple and we don't realise
The tomato I took off my burger watching me put ketchup in it
When your sarcasm is so on point...
Hi-Diddly-Ho, Neighborino!
Me asking everyone how they like their burger
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