When someone says "this one time"
That meteor is coming straight for us
Don't pack too much, we're only staying 3 days
I feel so bad when I overtake an old person on the sidewalk
When I say I'm functional this is what I mean
Did you take the meat out of the freezer like I asked?
Introverts when they are asked what superpower they want
Me explaning to the delivery guy where I live
Me right after having fun
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