When someone says "this one time"
When your girlfriend says she doesn't want anything
Me dissociating in the middle of a conversation
Together in every problem
Story of my life
Creating worlds in which my soul feels at home
Me if overthinking is a workout
So I come home from work and my wife says to me
When you wake up before your friend at their house
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