Don't you get tired of being alone?
Me sprinkling extra cheese and Italian seasoning...
Please, one ridiculous problem at a time
Me after leaving 36 reusable bags at home
That one fork
Me fake sleeping in the car
awesomeness
Me feeling a really bad attitude coming on
Been together 6 years and still going
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