Don't you get tired of being alone?
Me in my living room after my kids go to bed
When I leave a party early and unannounced
We all turned into mechanics when this happened
I skip the first slice of bread
My knees once I get up off the couch
Me late at night googling some nonsense because I can't sleep
When someone asks me about directions
How it started VS How it's going
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