Don't you get tired of being alone?
My body just asked for water and I gave it a mini donut because nobody tells me what to do
I'm on the way
A big decision for my cat
Tell employees we can't afford to pay more
Some girls can sleep all day and still be sleepy
When you hit a pothole and your check engine light turns off
The spider on my ceiling watching me
Few minutes after girls check into hotels
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