I could be planning to wash dishes
When she takes a picture of everything on the date except you
Me when others arrive late VS. Me when I arrive late
Pausing my music to see if my mom is really calling me
When your job is calling you on your day off
POV: you're being 100% honest with your therapist
Shoutout to everyone who likes to seal a packet of biscuits by simply pushing the open end up against the wall
The tomato I took off my burger watching me put ketchup in it
How close I be to quitting my job everyday
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