I could be planning to wash dishes
Can you describe yourself in one picture?
Me smiling at you because I didn't hear anything you just said
He's cuter in person
What I actually do
When grandma loves you, but she knows you will never bring back her Tupperware
You gotta bump those numbers up
Here's a job you can't mess up
You can't just erase people from your life
Find daily funny memes, quotes & sayings for your social media posts & messages.
Apple and the Apple logo are trademarks of Apple Inc., registered in the U.S. and other countries.
Google Play and the Google Play logo are trademarks of Google LLC.