Checks their battery percentage
Two seconds after someone offers me a drink and I say no
Me sprinkling extra cheese and Italian seasoning...
My knees once I get up off the couch
You want to deposit the whole $3?
My family: is quiet for most of the day
When your father is yelling at you about being irresponsible on your way to school and you're waiting to tell him that you forgot your bag at home
I want a girl who loves long romantic walks
Me and the voice in my head vibing after a long day
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