Sit like a lady
When you try pulling the hotel blanket from where it's tucked
Maybe if I work hard...
What your taxi driver see's before you jump in
Wasting a good outfit on a boring day
Me thinking that I've fixed my life just because I cleaned my room
I wish I could be the load of laundry in my dryer
Me laughing at my own jokes
My two personalities
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