My brain two seconds after I lock a door
Waking up dehydrated in the middle of the night and you realize you left water bottle nearby
Don't you get tired of being alone?
You're probably over 30
I have like 8000 interests and zero skills
I know how to shuffle music
How I look at people VS. My personality
When your kid is between sizes
The anxiety in my head
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