My brain two seconds after I lock a door
Me turning off my 4am alarm I set when I was a lil too motivated last night
When you leave the potatoes in the bag for a month
When Pinocchio has been roasting me
When the dessert you've been saving is missing
I need to tell you something
What do you like more in the morning tea or coffee?
Dad, wake up!
You're so quiet
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