My brain two seconds after I lock a door
Me, an intellectual
You wanna travel so bad that you didn't notice this was a cake
I want to get in better shape
Sometimes we just gotta make this face
When someone asks about your family
Medium rare bread with a buttered glaze
Move the most important things first
When you both know it'll end in disaster
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