Me in the bar's bathroom realising I did not need those last three shots
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It's awesome that your alarm wakes up everyone except you
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I'm going to keep you clean and take care of you
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My favorite hello and hardest goodbye
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Banks: We trust our clients
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I'm trying to help you
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Only men will understand
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Everyday is the same
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