Me in the bar's bathroom realising I did not need those last three shots
It's awesome that your alarm wakes up everyone except you
I'm going to keep you clean and take care of you
My favorite hello and hardest goodbye
When someone tells me to do something that I was already gonna do
Banks: We trust our clients
I'm trying to help you
Only men will understand
Everyday is the same
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