I am fast, very fast
Relatable
When you start eating the food you have at home instead of eating out
How I sleep knowing my ex is ruining someone else's life
What my seeds see every 30 minutes after sowing
Waitress: Are you guys doing okay?
When I finally marry my favorite person
Me every morning
Me playing Uno
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