Things I'm bad at: singing
Me who rotates in my sleep like a rotisserie chicken
Me on my way to work to give it my all
Talking to people your age who have their lives figured out
When your relative offers you money and you pretend like you can't take it at first
My wife's hair in the drain
She used to bath you
POV: You're an Android user
When you eat potatoes straight out of the oven without letting them cool down
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