Things I'm bad at: singing
Me watching how to lose weight quickly tutorials
My dog at home
How do you like your banana?
Have you ever borrowed yourself your own money that you had saved for something but used it for something else and promise to repay yourself?
Who's laughing now?
The waitress waiting for me to cram my mouth full of food before asking "how is everything"
When a girl shows interest in me
When you forget you have a cut on your finger
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