Things I'm bad at: singing
Watching scenes from The Shire
Relationship status: Probably never again
"Guys" I say as I talk to myself
Sit like a lady
When your best friend forgot to greet you on your birthday
When I'm cooking with hot oil
Just blink eyes for 0.02 secs
When I'm trying to parallel park
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