My dreams are weird

When you realize you only replied mentally and never actually sent the message

The universe sending me blessings after traumatizing me with lessons

My house plants watching me put water in the coffee maker

I use to say "ima b single forever" as a joke... but bro I don't think it's a joke anymore

My favorite hello and hardest goodbye

The classroom dustbin

When your shampoo says "Repairs damage" but you're still broken on the inside

The anxiety in my head