My dreams are weird
When you don't know how to flirt
Me with a blocked nose thinking about all the great times I had with an unblocked nose
My cat who just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning himself
My har vs. My dad's hair
What do you like more in the morning tea or coffee?
Me who lied on my resume
When you show up to your job but have no intention of actually doing any work
"Because I don't want to" is an extremely valid reason
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